Hes gonna run

Not the fascist I want to see die next, but I'll take it.

Escape attempt?

Ho no, who is trying to flee his emprisonnement ruling ?

So fucking pissed Trump didn't face the same fate

Incarceritis

The most hospitalized man in history does it again! He’s the Da Vinci of hospitalizations! Who but Bolsonaro could get bit by an exotic bird while quarantined for COVID?

This isn’t a Jordon vs. Lebron or Pele vs. Maradona type debate. There can be no debate. He’s the illest to ever do it.

There’s a headline somewhere else in the multiverse where this is Trump.

That would really suck if he just died before he got to spend a decent amount of time in jail.

Good news. Prison has a clinic and lots of free time for recovery.

Yeah, stress will do that to a stabbing victim who's already under house arrest. Probably just sick of his family and wanted to go to the hospital.