I thought I was about to see a falcon murder a pigeon. But those eyes say "well it's not like I have many options..."

She's out of your league, my guy.

Never had dinner try to fuck me before

Gettin' some real Pepe Le Pew vibes, here.

same, little guy. big same

Me trying to talk to any girl

keeping shooting that shot Mr pidge

You can't put labels on love

"Holy shit, dinner's getting mighty uppity these days".

It seems like the falcon is tied to the rock and pigeon is domesticated.

Do your thing, you dirty bird. Don't have to be building a nest together if all you want is some falcon.

Good luck little buddy