No really, you orange moron? You're only just realizing now that all your moves are creating instability that will stop business investment?

Tariffs alone are already scaring off even the most regressive of investors…

He really has no idea what's coming. He's always had someone more capable to bail him out whenever he managed to drive the truck into the pond again.

Ol' Diaper Don really likes the shoot himself in the foot.

That horse done left the barn already, Cletus.

Maybe you shouldn’t have gestapo’ed all those workers?

Oh well, it’s not like your brain is gonna get better.

"If only this could've been AVOIDED in some way!

Oh well... send 'em all to El Salvador. That way it's someone else's problem.

I'm the best president."