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My First Born Son | $15,000 (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 1 year ago by eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org to c/buyselltrade@lemmy.sdf.org

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After years of trying, my state-sanctioned wife finally gave birth to our first son! He's already talking!

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[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is this still available?

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[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org [S] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, he’s still available. Are you interested?

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[–] dxc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I'm interested but I can only do like 100 bucks

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[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org [S] 5 points 1 year ago

I'd be willing to trade for someone else's son of equal or greater value.

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[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

What's wrong with it?

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[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org [S] 6 points 1 year ago

How dare you.
My son is perfect, Daddy just needs the cash to buy cigarettes and Pepsi.

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