there's a fork in our house, used to be part of a 4 piece set but the other 3 vanished at some point, that's just a fork head mounted on a rounded black plastic handle. over the years this fork's handle has become viscerally upsetting to hold as it deforms and bubbles from having sat too long in dishwater. i hate it. i wish it to be gone from our silverware collection like its ilk. i will literally go to the thrift store and pick up several all-metal pieces to replace it, just let me get rid of this one.

It's not normal to have a favorite spoon?

That becomes the cat food spoon

Ugh, I hate eating ice cream with the wrong spoon.

i don't have a bad spoon drawer but now i realize i probably should have one. or get rid of all most of my current ones which are an unmatched Hodge podge of accumulated one-offs.

luckily the arms race between my typical ice cream's defense and spoons' offense has maintained an balance thus far.