My buddies father in law was the mayor of that town when this shit all started. I wonder if he still is.

He told me they got family members of his wife to turn against them in town meetings, like HARD, like never talk to your brothers again bad.

They're fruits, but I'm betting "replica firearms" means "black powder". Yes, they can certainly be deadly, but my god, if you're never used black power, it's a monster pain in the ass. I can get a total of 3 or 4 shots off, reloading each time of course, and the barrel is too filthy to shove the next ball in.

BP guns are such a joke, even felonious Americans can own them, and most states allow them to be shipped straight to your porch. I have never heard of a crime being committed with one. LOL, it's like California banning modern .50cal guns. Has anyone in the history of ever used a .50BMG to crime?! OK, except Israel.

"Sorry, miss, but there's only enough room in this town for the one of us, and I'm already happily married."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romana_Didulo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_III

Lock her up in a psych ward and throw away the key.

Reporter: Quon

That cant be a fucking coinkeedink