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Xi and Putin overheard talking about organ transplants and immortality (www.abc.net.au)
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[–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Calling it now: Putin dies from complications from a failed transplant.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    In Russia, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, putin need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Putin die! FSB very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to Philippines. No tagalog, no food, no money. Jose give me job. Now I have house, EV car and new woman. Jose save life.

    My big secret. I kill Putin on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

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    • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    What bizarre creatures autocrats are.

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