The Death Star.
“It is the opinion of this inspector that the sheer amount of guard railing that would need to be immediately installed in this facility to prevent its closure would bankrupt a small planet.”
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Come with me, and you'll be, in a woooorld of OSHA violations!
Hogwarts has proven to be lethal. Multiple times over. For the staff it's just a part of going to high school. Can you imagine getting an injury from playing quidditch? No you can't. Because if you fall off that broom you just die.
Every workplace in Star Wars. No railings or safety of any kind.
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Would he be more confused by the factory or by the fact an American regulator sent him to a factory in England?
Why do you think he is trying to get rid of it.
Only the current owner is liable when they come knocking.
What people don't understand is that Wonka is a visionary. You don't hinder men of genius with dull government bureaucrats!
Let the man cook, enjoy the chocolate knowing that the little orange men are happy, And really better off than they would be on their scary native island. They appreciate all that Wonka does without demeaning his genius by demanding a salary. If only the tax-man was so enlightened.
Holy whitespace!
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Those Who Write Citations Against Omelas.
Look, you take the tour at your own risk.
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