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[–] 137 points 1 year ago (1 child)

4 limbs, a house and slimy? That would be my landlord.

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    There's another corner missing, at legs=0, slime=0, house=1

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    [–] 25 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    This guy (Nautilus Squid) has more than 4 legs but otherwise it fits. But im 99% sure there is some kind of 4 legged shelled slime guy somewhere in the oceans.

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  • [+] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Shuckle works. Although I'm thinking of smth pink

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    What has an odd number of legs and a partial house?

    No, really, I wanna know.

    Do not say a us military veteran or you're going to hell.

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  • Winning answer is landlords.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago*

    Armadillo?

    • Has 4 limbs
    • is a mammal
    • has a house like a turtle
    • has sweat glands to check "slimy"
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    I only know arout this.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I think I see the problem. Tortoise should be where turtle is, turtle should be in that corner.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The in-betweens are even funnier to me. Slime? Probably not. Also, I have half a house.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Are turtles more slimy than tortoises? By virtue of being in water? If so, then turtles should be in the red circle and tortoises where turtles currently are.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    soft shelled lake turtle!!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Its still a turtle, but a slimy one. Not salt water catfish slimy, but not dry af run of the mill turtle/tortoise Soft-Shelled Turtle Information And Care - Reptiles Magazine https://share.google/xcvJUoC1q60FoHlSk

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Two estate agents.

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  • Nautilus missing many of its arms fits in house, 4 limbs and slimey.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago
    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Hermit crabs!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Your mom goes there duh

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This is what multi modal llms were made to answer

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Why is there a legless stick figure floating in the chart?

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