I hear he was pontificating on getting into heaven in the past week or two. He always manages to ramble on the edges of what’s on his mind.

Did anyone check the golf course?

It seems like yesterday that Biden announced his health problems. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he outlived TACO?

Breaking news: trump has died, Biden to blame?

Breaking news: Trump 79 has died, how does this affect Biden’s legacy?

Thanks Obama.

He's probably just planning an invasion of Iran.

This is supposed to be satire, not the real thing.