You still need some toilet paper to dry off after the bidet, but the cheaper, "harder" paper does a way better job because it doesn't pill up and fall apart when it gets wet

I do find myself fighting for my life on the toilet often.

Fun fact: Portugal has started phasing out the law that requires at least one bidet in a home, beginning in 2024. Italy, however, still keeps this law in place, if I’m not mistaken.

It's 2025, people. If you don't have a bidet, you're not doing it right.

Hell I even bought lil squirt guns for my ass so I can have a "portable" bidet.

I remember this scene in Baldur's Gate 3 you end up with some bear shit on your dick.

That scene is what my wife thinks the local black bears will do to us.