during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

Fun facts:

• If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
• A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

Tiger Shark!

“14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

Made entirely of whale.

Other animals that should be done like this:
Dung beetle
Shovelnose Guitarfish
Pink Fairy Armadillo
Chicken turtle
Leafy Seadragon
Ice Cream Cone Worm
Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

I feel like a starfish would be a new type of undescribed angel

Now do Tit.

How bout a Humpback

1:1 size