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[–] 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've actually used the lines: "Just shy of what'll get you fired," and "Enough that you start to reconsider your decisions." to great effect.

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  • [+] 65 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Funny, but I think genz is uninterested in being forced to do emotional labor. They'll say flatly, "I think you deserve as much as you want" to throw it right back at you. I'm proud of them for breaking the hold the boomers have on us.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
    • No cheese then
    • You think I'm worthless, that I don't deserve any cheese ?
    • No, I think you deserve better, Sir !
      Everyone stands out and starts clapping.
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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    You get none, congrats

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The waiter: "Open your mouth."

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Plot twist, you're paying per weight anyway and they get an upsell

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Wheel of cheese to the head

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    as much as any other person - a standard serving of three rubs

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Or better yet, don't waste your money on a restaurant that's gonna sell you overpriced, preprepared Cisco trash. Cook a meal like a grownup.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks' sides wrong this whole time?

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  • [+] -27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Of course you are all entitled to a much secretions that were extracted by raping and torturing poor creatures and of course feel free to use it for lame jokes with some random waiter you are funny as tits

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Whats that meme about vegans always mentioning that they are vegan

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I bet some spoiled scavenger will make sure to be bring it up. Aren't you so proud that you eat dead meat you find in the supermarket?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I prefer to raise and kill the animals myself. Its far better quality and gives u a real connection to food you eat. Unlike most vegan food that is a result of monocrop agriculture which kills infinitely more animals.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Damnnn such a fine speciman of a apex predator killing caged chickens ain't you proud of yourself.

    You sound american so just assume not everyone has stolen land to live on. You can convert your entire diet to ethical sustainable cruel free but you choose to be a spoiled little child cause of 'muh meatttt'.

    You take pride with the suffering you are causing and in your selfish choices. I'm ashamed for you.

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  • We are both apex predators that's why we can wake up every day and not be worried that we gonna get eaten.

    I'm not american. I assume your referring to the land of the native Americans who where famed for their hunting and consumption of bison?

    My whole point is that most vegan food is not in fact ethical, sustainable, or cruelty free. For example most soy is a result of monocrop agriculture where farmers poison billions of small bugs, rodents, etc. More suffering happens per kg of soy than per kg of beef.

    The animals don't suffer. If u knew anything u would know suffering causes the meat to taste bad that's why people kill animals quickly.

    Also ffs how hard is it to engage in discussion in good faith. You do not need to be condescending. You do not need to make personal attacks. You do not need to be so goddamn unpleasant. Your behaviour comes across as though your an angry child unable to regulate emotions having a temper tantrum. Funny enough failure to regulate emotions is a symptom of malnutrition so maybe eating a steak might make you a more tolerable person to society.

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