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GIT the Princess (lemmy.cafe)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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another one from the archives

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[–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

It might not be what you expected, but lisp did it

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    • [+] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* 
    git clone git@⏻_toggl:Goon%20Squad/CastleWithPrincess.git
cd CastleWithPrincess
git log
git diff add-captured-princess^ add-captured_princess > ~/.cache/captured_princess_import.diff
git reset --hard add-captured-princess^
git push --force
cd ~/Documents/prince-home/
git clone git@kingdom:Prince/MyHome.git
cd MyHome
git apply ~/.cache/captured_princess_import.diff
git commit -a -S -m "Your Majesty, the princess is now in your grace."
git push
systemctl start wait-for-munneys
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    • [–] 51 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

    You have rust:

    You spent a lot of time planning and simulating the perfect rescue plan, and perform a blazingly fast 🔥🚀 and perfect rescue,

    But you bore the princess to death explaining why she should stop being a princess and instead become a knight that rescue princesses.

    I love rust btw, but the cultist behaviour needs to stop.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You also don't have armor, a sword, or a horse but there are crates you can use to get them! It's important that the standard library not contain tools 90% of knights will require because writing and mainting tools is difficult so we should stick to the tried and true method of relying on some random guy in Nebraska to do it for us!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    To be fair, the random guy in Nebraska is often part of the Rust core team. Like, it's distributed as a separate library, allowing the library to make changes independently from the stdlib and to be replaced, if a better library emerges, but that doesn't mean it's necessarily of worse quality.

    Having said that, yes, for some things you can't find a library by someone from the Rust team and especially for newbies, it's difficult to know which libraries are good and which not.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    The princess is neither Sync nor Send.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    And the princess doesn't live long enough to be returned from the castle

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    • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    Once again, C reigns King!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Or at least the only one left standing...

    I wanna see a Python version. No wait, I probably don't:-P.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    left standing…

    Look closely, not standing.
    Being crushed underneath the overflow.

    Those that were left standing, however:

    • JavaScript: standing, staring at the ruins, contemplating Docker
    • C#: standing in line, probably hungry after not seeing a payday despite having paid the electricity bill for running Visual Studio for hours, on top of Windows license
    • Java: The horse is standing
    • Lisp: The creature generated from the 3 combined may be considered as "standing"
    • Go: Everyone seems able to stand on their own. I don't see a problem
    • Pascal: At least the princess is still standing. Maybe not for long though.
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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I recently thought about this. Thanks for digging it up again!

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Wait till you have to do it in brainfuck or whitespace

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    [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Reminder that "git" is not an acronym, so there's no need to put it in all-caps unless you're YELLING (which you might be).

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