My best little guy, and also the coolest cat that's ever existed. Genuinely likes me, comes when I whistle for him, bites like an emo girlfriend. He's also so damn adorable looking, despite his demonic tendencies

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[–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'd certainly love to get him a best buddy Gilgamesh but sadly he hates other cats. Like a lot!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well that's about right for his namesake at the start of the story, at least!

    I have a remarkably close parallel to that. My cat is called Alaric. I called him that because he's a black cat and I thought it'd be funny to name him after a Goth. Years after I got him I started dating a woman who just happened to have a cat called Augustus (or Auggie), after the Roman emperor, and it turned out that Alaric hated Auggie

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    “Dis my place nao”

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    bites like an emo girlfriend

    Right in the feels. 🤣

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    That little bit of gray tabby on the front paw like he just accidentally stepped in some DNA 🥰

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