ITT: People who need to learn about document fire safes.

They're like $30 and will keep your passports, birth certificates, and social security cards from burning up.

I'll have you know I keep my garbage in a separate drawer. 😤

Last piece of kept garbage: The wrapper of a fancy chocolate because it had a poem on it.

Nope. Three ring binder with page protectors for the important stuff. Some of the page protectors have stickers with descriptions on them. Most of the papers have additionally been scanned and put into an external drive that is decently organized.

Scattered paperwork drives me nuts.

No drawer here. I do however have a "box of essential stuff."

Manuals, gas certificates, Henry hoover bags. A screw for something that I might need some day. All essential.

Y’all gotta learn to German.

Let me show you my drawer of assorted wire.

Why are you speaking so about my office.