Me: Mom, can we have Java? Mom: No, we already have Java at home. Java at home: Drawing of a Sunday in a style and with colors very reminiscent of Java's logo, with a McDonalds logo besides.

Me: Mom, can we have Java? Mom: No, we already have Java at home. Java at home: Drawing of a Sunday in a style and with colors very reminiscent of Java's logo, with a McDonalds logo besides.

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[–] 41 points 1 year ago

“Can I get a sundae?”

“Sorry, the VM is broken.”

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Ah yes the Sundae Programming Language™️

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    time to play minecraft on an icecream

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    What the hell, man. I saw this out of the corner of my eye and thought it's the Java logo. Then I actually look at it and think to myself that it doesn't look like the Java logo at all. Then I read the text and it also jokes about it looking like the Java logo.

    I guess, it's the colors and swirly lines and being vaguely cup-shaped?

    The Java logo, consisting out of a blue cup with orange steam at the top.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Surprised Oracle's lawyers weren't all over this

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    This is exactly how I think Amazon Cornetto looks like

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You mean C#, the Microsoft Java.

    (Don't kill me, I am actually fan)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    (m) McDonaldRight

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Ah yes, the upcoming McAndroid Sundae is gonna be using this language, actually!

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