The app server cluster is having communication issues with the database cluster. This was about twenty minutes ago. She's still on the call, so this meme is still oven fresh.

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[–] [S] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Make her a really big pile of cooked eggs.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How can you not love Paul Newman

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    There’s some hosts you just can’t reach. So we get the ICMP Host Unreachable error we had last week.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    She could've eaten 50 eggs while waiting

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I'm too sophisticated to watch movies, so I only really know of this line because it was sampled in a Guns n' Roses song.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I always hear it as "failure to comunicake"

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