Journalist "I like long thoughts on the speech"

Dog "I like long walks on the leash"

Muscle Nerd "I like strong folks in my niche"

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axe murderer: I like long gurgles in your screech

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago

    Bookie: I like the wrong horse on the cheap.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Henry V "Once more unto the breach"

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago

    Librarian: I like long docs on the microfiche.

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    ME sufferer: I like long rests on the sheets.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago

    Kardashian: I like botox and white teeth.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago

    Girlfriend: I want longer cocks than your peen.

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