Beautiful dog!

Most breeds of cat don't soak their entire face when drinking water

MA, THERES A WEIRD CAT OUTSIDE

I'd love a wet beard snuggle from Alfie.

Fucking psychopath Alfie.... Want a treat?

Don't bedrooms have doors anymore?

Waitaminute.
My dad told this same story to me

"My name if Alfie, I was bred to be deformed and my owner likes to make fun of my flat face"

Some pussies like a face smashing.

Probably toilet water if they don't keep it closed.

She says she doesn't, but I know she does

That's so fucked up I don't care if a cute cat is next to the words

Edit: didn't expect my most down voted comment to be about rape jokes, but here we are