It’s only a battle if they attacks back

There is, in fact, another way: you go to Valhalla if you die while having sex. Your swordsmanship skills will serve you well either way

Ah yes the myth of glory in battle:

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.

Flame wars count my brothers

Stop giving Netflix good storyline ideas to ruin.

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Funny thing about the Norse afterlives is that Valhalla wasn't the only option. It was just Odin's hall in Asgard. We don't know what the other options were, or how to earn them but we do know there was more available than dying in battle.

And my Miffy!

Or just ask the smartest man in the universe central finite curve to kill you. But don't hesitate for a second and then "nope out" then get hit by a car and end up in hell.