Wiping before a shit and not after. It’s so much cleaner and you waste far less toilet paper.

I once had a lot of these but, over time, I've learned that I am free on my own... a self-contained unit... I am ready to compromise with anyone, and if it is just not looking like we have a good time with one another, I just don't spend time with them. No hard feelings or anything.

I'm married with a kid so... all of my negotiating is over, lol.