cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/33830388
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/33830386
"We're not going anywhere near that deathtrap," said terrorist Abu Musab Alwani, who masterminded the planned attack. "We are very zealous for our faith and deeply committed to our cause of ridding our holy lands of crusading infidels, but have you seen the news lately? Parts of these planes are falling off in mid-air. These Boeing aircraft are simply not safe for hijacking."
I see some of the buddies I did undergrad with going to boeing. I wonder how thats going for them…
It's a good start. The islamophobia could have been avoided with "we spoke with one of the terrorists who requested anonymity to protect his good name" and leaving off the bit about faith.
But then it'd not be the Bee.
There has got to be a better way to have posts like these displayed than having 3 goddamn versions of the same title.
Not actually sure if this is satire or not…
Gotta make sure the plane can reach your target its basic for any competent terrorist.
It already features terrorist-like tech capabilities.
Would much prefer to see the Babylon bee source article over a screenshot
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