Idk, marijuana looks pretty good
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Admiral Riker is absolutely a drunk. He would probably be the most miserable Admiral in the fleet. Take Kirk’s abject terror of being taken out of the Captain’s chair and crank it up to 11.
Probably why the only time we see him as an Admiral he is commanding a ship.
Riker: “You want me to be an Admiral? Fuck no, unless I’m getting a ship and it’s the Enterprise-D.”
“It’s kind of old now, but okay. It’s a deal.”
Riker: “I’ve been looking at these old refit plans for the Galaxy class. Gimme that third nacelle.”
“It’s not going to do anything, the new warp speeds work with the existing nacelles because it’s the engine that-“
Riker: “THREE WARP NACELLES!”
“Fine.”
Riker: “And a giant phaser cannon that covers the entire bottom side of the saucer! Old Baldy never used the Captain’s Yacht anyways.”
“Admiral, stop, you’re scaring the Cadets.”
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Someone has to have made a Martok meme involving glory holes, right?
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Looks like Gowron's at the glory hole again.
Wait, is that why I've been horny for space ghosts?
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