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[–] 8 points 1 year ago

it's true, I'm not born yet

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My birthday was in April, thanks again forgetting Shrek.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    “your birthday is coming and so am I”

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    If Shrek's gonna look at me with that face, my birthday won't be the only thing that's coming. Hubba hubba.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Depends on how soon you consider soon to be but sure.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    it is, but on average 353 out of 365 person's is coming sooner

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    Funny seeing this a week until my birthday (help me)

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    This shitpost is so shitty I'm intentionally not upvoting it to 69. Imagine that.

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