I hope my ex-husband is so mad Texas turned blue he moves. Oh my goodness what a life it would be without being trapped in Texas until my kid is 18. Oh fuck oh fuck it's possible and I didn't realize it until now.

So all the whiny little bitches move from blue Texas solidifying its democratic lean, sounds good. Except they will likely move to Florida, making sure it is already Republican.

I need to move

Great business strategy. The best that a slick salesman could hope for is s whole bunch of uneducated, not very bright, clients.