This is why dad said puppies and small children are made of spring steel and hard rubber. Us olds, are, uh, not that.

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[–] 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)
  • [–] 45 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    so that's what's coming for me huh

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  • [–] 82 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

    lmao the Amazon van just booking it

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  • [–] 22 points 2 days ago

    Guy's ragdolling like a pedestrian who walked into your parked car in GTA IV.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Think he is dead or seriously hurt.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    Halfway there T-T Thankfully I was absolutely allergic to physical activity as a kid, so now that I actually move quite a lot and am active I feel better and more healthy than as a kid lol.

    But oh boy. I see them warning signs. Ocassional joint pain or back moaning at me for lifting too much.

    Still, I am more indestructible than I was :3 For now T-T

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    Um OP aren’t you the person who defended having sex with teenagers whilst in your twenties, so

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