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[–] 30 points 1 day ago

Checking for onion... Checking for onion... Onion where are you...

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  • [–] 23 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Kid Rock is preparing for his Supreme Court confirmation hearing as we speak.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 1 day ago*

    President Trump:

    “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.”

    https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117576618491350292

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    Turns out he got his Dana Whites mixed up.

    He was actually supposed to hire Dana W. White, a former Pentagon chief spokeswoman during his first term, but his brain is so fried that he got them confused.

    You can't even make this shit up.

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    [–] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    better than nikki minaj, I guess

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Still trying to drown out Epstein I see…

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  • [–] [M] 2 points 1 day ago*

    World is for Non-US News. You want !politics@lemmy.world or !news@lemmy.world

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