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[–] 12 points 2 days ago (1 child)

Obviously Santa Claus helped them. He can break the light speed barrier. That’s why so many crabs are on Christmas Island.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    They side loaded?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago

    Crabs were always here, just hiding after the great purging of 365 BC. Once the nebula appeared it signaled the species that it is safe to return to ioen life.

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  • [–] 2 points 20 hours ago

    Sidling. At warp speed.

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