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[–] 16 points 3 days ago (1 child)

Look, the lavender scented buttplug is for everyone’s benefit.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago

    When you know your boss's brand even outside of his office. Short, shallow gags.

    He thought it was funny.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago

    I know what I ate

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago
    [–] 5 points 3 days ago

    TIL vampires DO fart

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    Do you mean, Your sexual partner burps better than others?

    Or your butt farts better than others?

    Either way, nice...

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    People sniff a LOT when they think they smell a fart. Deep down they want to smell it. I oblige.

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