and low the tempter compelled the christ saying "Official printer firmware updates by the original equipment manufacturor will upgrade at 2AM est & invalidate your non-OEM print cartridges (magenta low) unless you bow down too worship me"
Thank you for creating Saint Christopher. Did you know he had a dog's head originally, but Vatican hid the truth?
Thank you for creating not japanese Jesus content!
Is that heretic in Funhole peaks?
ESJ skipping leg day big time. Thanks for creating content!
heresy, even bowing down won't stop the firmware downgrades¹ invalidating your aftermarket cartridges
1: term "upgrade" altered to it's antonym, as it more faithfully represents, that, functionality is in fsct, degrading, even if the version number says otherwise
Heretical printers hate this little trick.
Thank you for creating frond content!
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