"Someone unlocked this story for you. Log in to read for free."

They think they are being cute.

I'll make sure to source my mummies from not Facebook?

I failed to parse the meaning of that headline for a long time.

What does it mean to "make someone 3"?

"Is that just a super long title for a movie, and this is the second sequel?"

As a PSA for everyone, it's not III as in 3, it's ill as in sick. (or as in license to ill)