You are a horny little goblin aren't you? I have seen you horny posting twice in the last 5mins

This is why having a minimum wage that actually covers costs of living matters, so one parent can work and cover the basic needs and if they desire one parent can stay home and teach the kids the basics like that you don’t have to lay on the fucking ground to siphon gas, you can use physics and your thumb to get the job done while keeping your cloths clean and your self esteem intact.

Sip it? That's not a straw, that's a garden hose, and she's standing up. She'd be trying to suck something like the volume and weight of like a quarter gallon to even fill the hose up.

From a standing position, that would be one hell of a feat, and probably lungs slap full of gasoline fumes. No I wouldn't be lying on the ground to start a siphon, but I definitely would start in a crouching position so as to not have to fight all the weight of the volume of fuel to fill the hose.

Of course, yeah.