If we're taking the view that this community is supposed to be for, you know, folders and the like, this is easily the second or third least appropriate thing I've posted here.

I went on about this thing's construction at some length, but rather than repeat all of that here I'll just leave you this and you can take it or leave it as you please.

I promise I'll get back to semi-regular shitposting about zany novelty shit at some point soon, but in the meantime I'm just having way too much fun.