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Dreamt that a new law came into effect making it necessary to mop up your dog's piss in addition to lifting its turds, and that sanitary towels were being used for that purpose (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/thomastheplankengine@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Stock photo of a woman kneeling next to as tree, looking at the camera smilking, while using a sanitary towel to soak piss off the tree trunk left by her dog, with the caption: "STOP! Have you soaked up your dog's piss today? If not, you could face a huge fine! Sanitary towels make for great piss-soaker-uppers!"

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[–] 6 points 1 year ago

This guy is gonna freak when he finds out where fishes pee

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    [+] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Have you been to any dog parks lately?

    The amount of dog shit (I hope) left within a couple of feet of doggie bag dispensers is too damned high.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How about those liquidy sticky shits that soak into the turf a bit and are impossible to completely pick up?

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