They're getting very sneaky with getting that invite. Isn't a welcome mat also enough to technically work?

Nearly got me with that invite

DO NOT LET THEM IN!

Turns out I failed this test and would be dead. I just assumed I would then get to become a vampire but seeing the comments i realize I would be dry as a bone. :)

CHOMP

Me: No, no you may not. Good day.

Vampire: That's a hurtful thing to say to a vampire.

Me: So is "I have garlic and wooden stakes," so fuck off.

As an aside I actually have wooden stakes, the kind you get at the garden center for plants.

Relevant TomSka sketch.