Because you're literally in France. Duh.

I too expected 2003 to be the incident that would make croissants illegal. They decided to blame it on the twinkies and it almost worked.

One is fine, eating two is double-croissant

I must be out of the loop. This about the protests? Or is this a dumbass freedom fry merica thing?

it shouldn’t be. It is just butter and carbs. And crispy and buttery and fluffy …

Because it's a crescent ( not a cross +.
If it was a cross, that would be the Body Of Chr_st, and you could only eat that in church.

Fuck I love croissants!