They usually abduct a disabled crew member and use his meta glasses.

Current event posts about an upstream computer security cert that ended up just being the number four (and others from the same company that were low numbers). Initial the post.

This is about compromised eMudhra intermediate TLS certificates. They were found to have weak private keys - eg. “4”, instead of a normal 116 character key. Major Internet panic for browsers and server admins.

I'm dumb so this is probably more than half wrong, but they discovered a trusted certificate certifier in the middle east publishing dangerously unsafe passkeys. One of which was attached to a sight titled "We've got a problem Dave." Or something with a passkey of 4. Which means for an unknown time most Internet security was bypassed without our knowledge. As far as I'm aware there isn't evidence of someone successfully using the exploit but it's so dangerous that a small chunk of the Internet was completely locked down and things like Linux and many home electronics will be hit more than most.