show cat
post
If you talk about your pet on a video call, you must be prepared to introduce them.
replies:
show cat

It’s called a ‘cat tax’. If a cat gets mentioned, said cat must be shown. No exceptions.
replies:
permalink
fedilink
source
parent
hideshow 1 child comment
permalink
fedilink
source
parent
hideshow 2 child comments
I thought the cat tax was that if you are eating something you must give the cat some of it, even if they absolutely will not like it.
Excuse me, but you mentioned a cat.
I once had a professor go on a whole tangent about noodles and was like “yeah if you ever want to send me noods”. The whole class got a case of the giggles and he was just “yeah I did not think that through.”
show pussy
replies:
permalink
fedilink
source
parent
hideshow 2 child comments
When you wanted a picture of the cat but she sends you a picture of her vagina




all 29 comments