I'm rather unimaginative. I have this amazing picture but am struggling with a good meme template for it.

Breed standards can suck my ass leave their ears alone

Kid, you have to wreck the house whilst I can't

Y'all have my permission to use this image any way you wish. Go wild with it. Remix it as you see fit.

I can't stop staring at that awfully fitted e-collar. Poor pup.

If one is a cat and one a dog ... I pity the fool...