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[–] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Lemme get two vials of skooma and a small sack of moon sugar for the road.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    I'll have a exlixer of stanima trans beverage please

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    vial of booping that perfect snout

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    Rage potion!

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  • Potion of liquid courage, of course.

    And a philter of bad decisions, why not.

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  • All I need is a little of the hair of the dog that bit me.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    What happened to the dog’s ears?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    I want the potion of fast travel.

    chugs an entire 5th of Jack, blacks out, starts a fight, shits in the street, finds his way back home somehow, wakes up safely in bed

    It worked!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago*

    Elixir of whatever gave you those buff muscles, dawg

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    A lemme smoosh those cheeks potion, please!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    6 oz Bourbon.

    I'm making Chicken with it.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Potion of Instant death please

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Potion of time travel please. The vodka.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    I want the potion that does the thing.

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