My money is on the truck driver being the asshole though

Remember when POV used to mean something specific?

Looks real close to a check engine light

I keep putting off buying a bumper sticker that says "The closer you get, the slower I go."

One of my all time favorite bumper stickers I've seen in the wild was on a minivan driven by a woman, and it read "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair while you're at it."

My favorite vanity license plate I ever saw read "MLFCNT." Which my brain interpreted as "MILF C*NT." When I got home and told my wife about it, she responded "You idiot. It stands for Maleficent." Which in retrospect makes total sense because the Disney movie of the same name had come out earlier that year. Go figure.

In the EU people follow too close and produce an accident, get exclusive fault for said accident. So you really couldn't care less whether they're doing it, they need to pay for everything and take exclusive responsibility.

Who shows their middle finger while sticking their thumb out