In Spongebob Squarepants, what type of meat do they put in the Krabby Patty, if nearly every animal in thiy universe is intelligent?

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[–] 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Human sailors are often buried at sea.....

Also drowning victims, boat accidents....

The fish are small and humans have a lot of meat on them.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/11/deaths-migrant-boat-capsizes-djibouti

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago

    It says right there. Someone named "Patty".

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  • [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago

    There is an entire Wikipedia article about it. It's a veggie burger.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago

    There's an episode, plankton's army, where the ingredients are revealed as:

    1. Salt
    2. Onions
    3. Love
    4. ???

    So unless it's an onion patty, the protein is the secret part of the ingredient. I think I also recall one of the videogames heavily implying it was made with Kelp, as most in-universe foods are.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago

    big

    meaty

    claws

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