They'd take a few chunks of apple then move on to the next one. What a waste.

Per Ramona Quimby: "The first bite tastes the best!"

I know crows have a huge fanbase, but I've always thought they were jerks.

The final straw for me was when a nest appeared in a neighbor's pine tree. All of the songbirds disappeared that summer as the crows predated the songbird nests for eggs, then offspring, and eventually the parents too. They'd hunt the baby rabbits in a pack. And worst of all, they'd grab roadkill and fly it up to the roof and dismembered squirrel and rabbit parts would rain down down on the deck from on high.

Fuck those birds.

God I love crows. The ones at my SO's work always fly up and say hi when I drop them off