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[–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

That's gonna be one hell of an omelette.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    He's bying eggs from an egg? Somethings wrong here! Like, does he sell his Lil children for profit! Somebody should check his basement! Its probably full with lil egg themed horrors!

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Wait, you thought they were eggs? Hahaha! Oh my friend, it happens to the best of us, including yours truly.

    You see, Hank, Brank's father, was a potato who for many years believed himself to be an egg until his uncle revealed the truth on his deathbed. He fell in love with and married Brenda, an egg, and later had two chicken nugget children Brank and Handa.

    As for the egg vendor, who knows! He could be an egg, a potato, or a wheel of cheese!

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    Thank you for creating egg content!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I dunno, not sure brank is a real name. I may have to downvote this.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Happy to Brank and all who celeggbrate

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Thank you for creating content!

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    It'll be the first egg day without Hank :(

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    i think qrstuv is going to give us the greates gift of a new comic on that blessed day.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    You lied or were otherwise wrong and I want a refund.

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