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[–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I hope not, because I don't believe in me either

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    when you're at your worst and you hear you inner self, cheering you on and telling you can do better. It's not actually your conscience but rather an alien who really believes in you.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    According to the ones I've had the pleasure to encounter through psychedelics? Hell yesss brotherrr

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Idk but if you ever see one, you gotta shove something up it's butt. You know, get one back for humanity and all.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Undetermined.... Guess I'll just have to get another probin'.

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    I said....I GUESS I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER PROBIN'!!!!!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Well, last abduction they did say that I ♪ have the eyes, of a seeker of Wisdom and Truth ♫

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