I don't know if you've seen the Keanu Reeves flick Constantine, but I have. I haven't spent my entire life haunting the blasted ruins of Appalachia. I just ended up stuck here because I was at a General Atomics International: Modern Mechanics Expo in Charleston when the bombs dropped. In any event, when I ran across Old Sparky sitting on the rooftop of the main building at RobCo Research Center in the Cranberry Bog (just north of Watoga), I stopped short. This killing device looked exactly like "two hundred souls had passed through its wood and steel"—like to give me a raging case of the collywobbles it did! If you find it as you pass through the Bog, see if you're brave enough to take a seat and place your haunches in the well-worn indentations of former victims... I, ahhh, I was!

More field notes from Appalachia: https://fallout76er.com/#photo=PapaMidniteChair.webp