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[–] 51 points 1 month ago* (2 children)
  • [–] 34 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Oh no no no. They're not agreeing to meet in 10 years, they're agreeing someone else will in 10 years...

    ....and it's a paid holiday anyways. They all take jets to these meetings.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    When the yogurt took over.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Kicking the can down the road and off a cliff.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Hearts and prayers to the future children

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    I am grateful I even have a planet to live on.

    Thanks mum.

    I'm not being sarcastic, I'm being serious.

    I choose to think about positive things.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    They gather to mee via private jets

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