(Attenborough voice) Espresso finch finds itself newly evolved in this concrete jungle. Sometimes competeing with the cocaine finch for energy sources, this species has evolved to consume coffee beans and used grinds it finds due to the gentrification of this jungle. It builds up pressure by holding in its urine for weeks and then using it to dissolve the nutrients for easy digestion. Sadly, this species is now on the verge of extinction being sought by hipsters and bored millionaires for their unique methods.

The real beek for seeds is a little garden shovel.

No, that's Intelligentsia design, which is only available in select cities.

Toucan Sam (he has a name -- who knew?) never actually eats the Fruit Loops, as far as anyone can tell. Which should give you pause about your breakfast choices, should it not?

No.