Or i'll roast you whole.

I loved the Green Jelly version

That was ever since the first wolf incident, but it seems history is doomed to repeat itself.

And flammable insulation*.

Signed - Mold and fire

Warum hast du ne Maske auf?

Maybe I'm getting straw and hay confused (we have a lot of grass farmers in the area) but now I wonder if you built your haybale home out of, Idk, oat grass? It'd probably smell better than wheat grass. Or grass grass.

In a country that starting to have wildfire seasons.

Nah, they smolder, they don't burn.

It does mean that if a fire is already started and gets past the burn temperature they basically just will burn themselves to ash but not spread

Straw has been used as a building material in England for maybe a thousand years. It used to be mainly used in roofing - thatching was a trade for a very long time, and you still see thatched houses in the countryside. Obviously it needs maintenance, and occasionally you'll hear of a thatcher finding something ancient hidden away for centuries in the thatch.

Can't say I understand how it works, but it's a very effective means of building.

Don't forget spontaneous mice

Be a kid: scared of house burning down.

Be an old homeowner: scared of water, and house burning down would save me a lot of work, lol.

The straw bales are a dense and almost structural. They also grow in the ground and require little in terms of manufacture cost and processing. Blown fiberglass is literally the opposite

nothing, except when you want to move a wall or drill an opening into it and suddenly you're fucked with a toxic inhaled material in the air

Even the Big Bad Wolf can't cope with British NIMBYism.

He'll huff and he'll puff all he likes but nothing will stop Bernard and Mildred, 78 from organising the blocking of any building or demolition work within a dozen miles of the house they bought for £500 and half a pack of cigarettes in 1965.